I like to say I fear no words but that's a lie.
I fear the C-word, because I have health anxiety. And I have health anxiety because my mother, who may or may not have had Borderline Personality Disorder, spent my childhood panicking about my body and the steel brace I wore because I was born without hip sockets. My weight: forever medium, yet Mom said after meals, We ate like f---ing pigs! while poking my clothes, seeking rolls of fat. She growled when I smiled: Your incisors are BROWN. Pinworms: Placing me, naked, face-down on the couch, parting my seven-year-old buttocks with her fingernails, summoning Dad: Come see these damn things crawling in and out!
She scolded me for inhaling their microscopic eggs off some shit-fingered kid.
The very air was dangerous. Wet grass, which gives girls colds in their panties, could kill.
I also fear words—any words, but telling you this gives you power over me—said loudly. Shouted. Yelled. The word "yell" itself scares me, because in my mind I hear "yell" yelled. My parents yelled at me. A lot. They screamed cusswords into my face, their hot saliva speckling my eyes. Now that sounds like a lie: Why would two highly educated intellectuals roar at a mild-mannered, obedient, anxious child? They said they had no choice, because I was a f---ing slob. They said I drove them to it by using language they loathed: Barfo, for instance. And you guys.
The main word I fear lately is the A-word. I can barely say or write it, here or anywhere. Which A-word? you demand. Australia? App?
Hint: It rhymes with Larousse. Vamoose. Abstruse.
I can't type it. I can't.
That's why I came here today. To say this.
I had what witnesses would call an absolutely ordinary childhood: Sun-baked suburban home. Food. Clothes. No siblings. Never beaten, never sexually assaulted.
See? I evaded using the A-word there. Instead, I wrote "assaulted," because horrible as assault is, it remains alien to me, thus oddly anodyne.
I had an absolutely ordinary childhood during which, day after day, I was humiliated, shamed, deprived of privacy, and terrified.
My parents said they loved me: G'night, I love you! They had anger issues. They had no previous experience with kids. They suffered, too. Mom had IBS and was bullied as an obese child. Dad grew up fatherless, in slums. But both were adults when they screamed at me.
A name exists for this. It is not physical maltreatment of the Mommie Dearest kind but emotional, verbal—the A-word. Vamoose.
And don't I wish I wasn't writing this? Don't I wish I was lilting about dragonflies, kabuki, or one of my other interests, instead of chanting childhood anecdotes like Coleridge's Ancient Mariner who collared helpless passersby to rant, froth-lipped, eternally, about an albatross?
I'm writing this to tell the world of not just me but way too many of us: We who were traumatized with words and looks by toxic parents who believed they were doing their best, when we were too young to know otherwise, too young to believe this was anything but universal, normal, justified. Too young for any form of self-defense.
Society might call our type of touchless trauma tiny. So it seems, compared to war and sex crimes. But new studies show that childhood verbal and emotional . Larousse . can damage its victims as lastingly and harshly as can physical assault.
This is because, according to developmental psychologists, the human brain acquires self-awareness at age three, then remains in hyper-absorbent learning mode for 20 years. Terrify someone so young that his or her sense of self is larva-soft, someone whose only god is you. Tell him or her that he or she is ugly, stupid, boring, bad, a fag, a pig. Do this early and often. Do it in the comfortable closed-circuit crucible called home. Do it authoritatively. Never apologize. Abracadabra: You, making no mark upon the flesh, have slashed a soul and tossed aside its disconnected, twitching bits.
THE BASICSI am living proof. I wish I wasn't. I want out. I want to stop repeating myself, want to walk out of my childhood free and clear and start thinking of other things—kabuki, ravens—but cannot until I stop using these anecdotes as standup-comic shtick whose practiced, memorized rimshot delivery anesthetizes me.
We the toxically parented, we the emotionally and verbally vamoosed either silence ourselves as we were silenced or tell our tales endlessly as if this telling will itself release us. But it won't. Silence and logorrhea can both become empty la-la-la-la-I-can't-hear-you rituals.
Which we repeat because we cannot bear to hate those who meant well. We must seek some spell in between: some way to sanctify our stories, in silence or sound, as scathing epic Iliad-esque tragedies which we somehow survived. (At least one friend of mine has not.)